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Twinfession #16: The only reason I haven't faked my death and gone on a crime spree blaming my brother is that I'm lazy.
Twinfession #17: The dichotomy of being a twin is that I am unique because I am not unique.
Twinfession #18: If something ever goes wrong with me, I've got a complete set of spare parts!
Twinfession #19: Every magician has a trick that uses a twin. Some can only use that trick once, though.
Twinfession #20: All twins have superpowers, but we don't like to show them off. That would be rude, and we're better than that.
Twinfession #20 b: Except for the Wonder Twins. They suck. You're allowed to hate them.
Twinfession #21: Twin languages are based off the ancient language, Comic Sanskrit.
Twinfession #22: He may be taller, but I'm better-looking.
Twinfession #23: Why yes, we do finish each other's
Twinfession #24: When a twin has twins, it is called "twinception."
Twinfession #25: When twin toddlers use twin language around you, yes, they are talking about you. And no, you don't want to know.
Twinfession #26: You'd think being twins is good on April Fool's. It's not. It's not a prank if no one ever finds out you're not your twin.
Twinfession #27: The StarTrek negaverse is populated by lost twins. If you have a twin in this universe, there is no negative you there.
Twinfession #28: Twins don't really exist. It's all just smoke and mirrors.
Twinfession #29: Twins have different fingerprints, which is why I made gloves that have my brother's prints. You don't want to know how.
Twinfession #30: When twins faceswap, nothing happens... until you look away. #faceportal
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