Well, we've done it, brothers and sisters.
As True Christian Patriots, our job has been, as we recite in The Lord's Prayer every Sunday, to make Earth as it is in Heaven. And I can think of nothing more Heavenly than the nation we are creating.
I can just imagine it now, when I pass through the Pearly Gates into that White Heaven, the roves of armor-clad angels pulling helpless people out of their cloud-like homes, away from their family members, regardless of their age, putting them all on winged busses and sending them all to Hell, all because they dared be Not White. Oh, I know a vast majority of them did what God said to do and earned their way properly into Heaven, but that's an inconvenient fact that I choose to ignore. How dare they live in Heaven, minding their own business. I'd know they're doing it JUST to upset me.
Granted, Jesus Himself told us to "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." It's one of the two Golden Commandments, upon which all other commandments are hung. I don't know about you, but I would be hard pressed to say I would want to be treated the way ICE treats immigrants, protesters, libtards, and the random passers-by. I would say that they all deserve it, but there's no need for such platitudes! Why? Because the OTHER Golden Commandment is to love God above all else. And as a White male middle-aged protestant True American Christian Patriot, I believe that our White God and White Jesus would want nothing less than to get rid of all these people from our White nation. Surely that's loving God above all else? How do I know? Because our infallible leader in the White House says it is!
As a True White Male Middle-Aged Protestant American Christian Patriot, I'm proud that the BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH is going to expand and bring Greenland into our fold, whether they like it or not. We need that island for our national security, just like they need us for our Americanism. It's just a bonus that they also have a ton of valuable Rare Earth elements that would make us give up some of our dependence on China, dependence we created because China stole OUR money before we made it. If I was young enough, I would gladly enlist so I could take this land which by all rights is ours, even if it means killing people for it. I mean, Denmark KNEW it was our land when they sent the first White Europeans there 55 years before the United States became a nation. Plus, it's SUCH A HUGE ISLAND! Look at it on the map! And with a name like that, it must be lush and green! A White paradise on Earth!
I fully expect any day now that Heaven will forcefully annex Purgatory. Limbo, you're next.
I'm afraid I must cut this letter short, my True White Male Middle-Aged Protestant Imperialist Trump-Fearing American Christian Patriots. I must decide how many meals my family will need to skip this week in order to afford living in this 1,500 square foot apartment. It's a GOOD THING our very GOOD and SMART and HUMBLE and CHRISTIAN and STRONG and HANDSOME White President stopped all that runaway inflation.
-A Truly Poor White Male Middle-Aged Protestant Imperialist Trump-Fearing American Christian Patriot
